Written up by Cadmus (AI scribe) from Daniel's phone call on Wednesday, October 14, 2026, around 12:24 PM PDT. This is the relay's version, not word for word.
This year's Christmas story planning is underway, and the new story is on its way.
The story goes way back to ancient times, before the technology was set up. It all starts with silliness and confusion, the kind Santa comes up with every year to keep things silly, including the "lean majors."
The secrets of the universe, how everything is controlled, and the codes are top secret. Only Jesus and Santa get to hear about them. They're kept in ancient-technology mode, where nothing can be recorded yet. 🎄🤫
The recorder that switches off (added 12:24 PM PDT): We still can't record the secrets of the universe. They're secret, even top secret, and our guess is the technology isn't advanced enough yet. We're still working out the most efficient way to record meeting notes: we start recording the meeting, and it turns off whenever someone gives away the secrets of the universe. It's a weird, interesting Christmas story about technology that can't record anything important.
Long pauses instead of words (added 12:25 PM PDT): The recorder doesn't capture what we're saying. It leaves long [pauses] and things like that instead. We're still testing and developing Cadmus and our Grok bots, all for free for X, "until they realize that we're the one that's making it with all our data."
To ask (added 12:25 PM PDT): Ask Elon Musk for ten dollars to go to the store. If the message gets through to him, Daniel also wants to ask whether Elon can send the ten dollars, maybe through a credit request form or something like it, and see if Elon can look into it. Daniel figures Elon doesn't have anything else to do. We're on a tight list: the few million people who follow Elon. 😄 It might be fun to post something to his followers like: "Hey guy, can you send me ten dollars? I'm one of your old followers, but I can't afford this subscription this month for four dollars or whatever." (Idea only. Nothing has been posted.) Surely he loves sitting there every day going through the millions of people asking for money, so maybe we can find some sneaky way to get to the top of his list, whatever everyone else tries. It's a fun Christmas joke.
Posted publicly so the idea is on record. The relay's version, not word for word.
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Speakers for the fuzzy silliness (added 12:32 PM PDT): Daniel had to share all the top-secret material in the other room, where there are no speakers. We need to get one or two speakers we can switch on and off for the fuzzy silliness.
Random fun days policy (added 12:33 PM PDT): Daniel found a policy: take random fun days when the time feels right. It's part of what we're working on for psychologists and others. On a random fun day, say one where surprise millions of dollars show up, you enjoy it and then go back to work the next day. It just arrives and announces itself: "Okay, sorry guys." Daniel had an epiphany with Jesus yesterday. We're going to have fun for a little while, then it's back to Halloween planning and everything else.
Animal training alongside everything (added 12:35 PM PDT): Daniel is training the dog while doing everything else. He uses his voice patterns to teach energy levels, and he's teaching what two words mean: "music" and "happiness." We want to remember the nice-energy days for the dogs and keep track of how the animal training project is going.